Can a poem relate a local legend? c/c?

The jerk above me is good looking but has nothing else going for him, poor soul. Peter you are so far out of my league I sound like a school girl when I remark on your skill. I always learn from you and I am grateful that you continue to post. I enjoyed this very much not only for a story that was so entertaining I envisioned it all the way through but also for the remarkable flow that I am in awe of!